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Satire: Barre used car dealership to offer moose-proofing
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. BARRE – It is not uncommon to see a moose while driving down Vermont’s roads and highways, and it is also not...
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Satire: Welch asks Mueller if lawmakers can be charged with insider trading...
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. This week’s item was written by Kasey Child. WASHINGTON – During the much anticipated Robert Mueller...
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Satire: Vermont bans environmentally devastating practice of recycling
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – Vermont consistently tops the charts as the “greenest” state in the nation, and now the governor...
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Satire: Following wave of mass shootings, Vermont moves to ban trousers
The Winooski— Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – As America struggles with which inaction to take after a particularly deadly week for gun...
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Satire: As deer population booms, state starts abstinence-only education for...
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. BETHEL – In a compromise with the VT House, Governor Phil Scott has agreed to address the state’s rising deer...
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Satire: Vermont enacts statewide cellphone ban
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – Travelers entering the state of Vermont will no longer be able to retain their mobile devices...
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Satire: Developer purchases Burlington rail line, renames it ‘CityTrench’
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. BURLINGTON – Brookfield Asset Management, the company responsible for the creation of Burlington’s beloved...
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Satire: Vt., Wisc. governors promote lactose tolerance
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MADISON, WI – Although no longer governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker’s legacy will live on through a program...
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Satire: CityHole to be filled — with trash
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. BURLINGTON – The state of Vermont has been operating with only one landfill for decades. After officials...
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Satire: Controversial Aunt Jemima creemees no longer available
This snack bar along the Burlington Waterfront has been popular with visitors wanting Aunt Jemima creemees. The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall....
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Satire: Out-of-state visitors coming — everybody be cool
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. GRAFTON – Reports are breaking out all over the state that out of town guests will be visiting Vermont...
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Satire: Dealer.com says ‘We’re not that kind of dealer’
BURLINGTON – Most people in the state know Dealer.com for its innovative automotive web designs and high-profile business footprint in the tech industry. But according to one receptionist at the...
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Satire: Vermonters react to state’s pols reacting to national pols
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MAIDSTONE – Our top story today is the reactions that Vermonters are having to the reactions that their...
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Satire: Governor aims to reduce prison population by building a new prison
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has released a new plan this week to reduce the state’s prison population by building a new prison. The new 850-bed facility would be built in Franklin County...
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Satire: Vermont bans single-use plastic pumpkins
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – After controversial moves supporting bans on single-use plastics, including bags and straws, the...
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Satire: Governor refuses to appoint ombudsman, budsman
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott said this week that he will not seek the creation of two new...
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Satire: ‘You first’ standoff enters second day at Barre stop sign
BARRE – Police are asking drivers to avoid the intersection of Hill St. and Liberty St. in Barre, as two cars have been attempting to wave each other through the stop sign for almost 30 hours. The...
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Satire: Study shows Burlington residents biggest concerns: climate change and...
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. BURLINGTON – A new study commissioned by the city has shown that the primary areas of concern for...
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Satire: Board of Education to battle Agency of Education in MMA fundraiser
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont may be looking to disband its Board of Education, in favor of consolidating...
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Satire: New survey shows 100% of Vermonters hold moderate political views
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. WINOOSKI – In a shocking new survey, results show that the “liberal” state of Vermont is full of moderates....
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Satire: UVM moves on from health care to hotel network
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the hostile takeover of a small eye doctor’s office, the University of Vermont now...
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Satire: State to put ticks, state debt into Newport’s downtown hole
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. NEWPORT – In an announcement dropped between Thanksgiving and Christmas, when Vermonters are paying the most...
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Satire: Longtime BPD cop who ‘can’t get the googles to work’ appointed acting...
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. BURLINGTON – With the resignation of seventeen more acting police chiefs over the past few days, the job of...
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Satire: Racy photos released online of uncovered bridges
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. QUECHEE – Several Vermont bridges are concerned this week that their privacy may be violated after racy photos...
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Satire: Vermont lowers relocation incentive to attract less discerning residents
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott took some heat from residents after offering out-of-staters $10,000...
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Satire: Legislature to focus on more controversial subjects to lure lobbyist...
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – With the news that lobbyist spending was down significantly in the state during 2019, the...
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Satire: Burlington mayor announces plans to demolish the rest of the city
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. BURLINGTON – After years of careful destruction, Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger has announced plans to...
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Satire: 3 Vermont towns weigh in on becoming vegan-free ‘meat sanctuaries’
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. SHELDON – With several towns in the state signing legislation to become “gun sanctuaries,” three Vermont...
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Satire: Scott vetoes paid family leave; ‘Why would we want them to leave?’
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. MONTPELIER – Doubling down on what he calls his “Paid Family Stay Program,” Vermont Governor Phil Scott has...
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Satire: After school bond fails, South Burlington bids for Olympics to fund...
The Winooski — Vermont’s premiere local satire site — is founded and edited by Adam Hall. SOUTH BURLINGTON – Voters overwhelmingly rejected South Burlington’s $200M+ school bond this week, leaving...
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